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 Post subject: Morning dumps
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:14 am 
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Are pretty amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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One of these days my head is going to hit the ceiling. Volcanic thrust.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Posting from morning dump.



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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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It's like clockwork for me. Part of my morning routine.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Posting from morning dump.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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GroovinNY wrote:
Posting from morning dump.



Bumpin~n~dumpin... C8)


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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It's like clockwork for me. Part of my morning routine.


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GroovinNY wrote:
Posting from morning dump.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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I think I lost 2 pounds this morning..

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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morning dumps are so good, i have two!!


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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GroovinNY wrote:
Posting from morning dump.

Lol...me too. Thank god for smart phones.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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I post daily from my morning dump. My afternoon work dump usually gets a few posts too. At least 2-3 posts a day are shit related.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Whew.

3.7 mile run having to dump, got home and feel like some sort of god now.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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I always dump before a run. Always.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Whew.

3.7 mile run having to dump, got home and feel like some sort of god now.

You should have taken a dump on the side of one of your neighbor's house. Malicious fecal distribution.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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How come women never post from the throne, is it because they are all business while sitting?


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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What about when you know you have to take one but figure you can make it to work first?

Then about half way there, while sitting in traffic....

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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two or three sips of coffee and I"m ready for launch. Every. day.

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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morning dumps on the clock are the best


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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truetolife wrote:
It's like clockwork for me. Part of my morning routine.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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My morning dumps are cool. The first is always solid and satisfying. The second (usually 30 minutes later) is wet and wild.

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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coffe and joint(hippie speedball) and a nice poop never sucks


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Back when I was a smoker I would smoke a cig while taking a morning dump. Delicious.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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What about when you know you have to take one but figure you can make it to work first?

Then about half way there, while sitting in traffic....

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ooooh those suck. i take a commuter train into boston for work everyday, i've had that happen while on the train. now, there are bathrooms on the train, but i wouldnt exactly recommend them for any kind of use, let alone #2. i've held it in, which is very uncomfortable

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Three dumps before 8:30. I'm good until after lunch.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Slept in this morning. Half way through my first cup of coffee. Morning dump imminent.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Three dumps before 8:30. I'm good until after lunch.


That's a lot of dumps!


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Couple of solid lulz in here


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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I wait till i get to work so I can poop on their dime!

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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FeelinCheezy wrote:
kdeez wrote:
Three dumps before 8:30. I'm good until after lunch.


That's a lot of dumps!


I'm about as regular as you get.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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They're great unless I had more than 6 beers the night before. Those are reminiscent of SplatterHouse.

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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What about when you know you have to take one but figure you can make it to work first?

Then about half way there, while sitting in traffic....

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When I used to commute to an office, I knew where each tolerable gas station was on my route.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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They're great unless I had more than 6 beers the night before. Those are reminiscent of SplatterHouse.


Man I loved that game. I took the money I made at my first summer job to buy a turbografix 16. Underrated system.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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mr_bearcobb wrote:
aspiclark wrote:
They're great unless I had more than 6 beers the night before. Those are reminiscent of SplatterHouse.


Man I loved that game. I took the money I made at my first summer job to buy a turbografix 16. Underrated system.




Hell yeah. The arcade version was better though. Spent lotsa quarters in that motherfucker.

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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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One of those breaking out in cold sweats, "I don't think I'm gonna make it," type of mornings.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Yeah. Having ass quivers as we speak. Luckily I am at home.


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 Post subject: Re: Morning dumps
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Jeepers wrote:
Simonie wrote:
What about when you know you have to take one but figure you can make it to work first?

Then about half way there, while sitting in traffic....

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When I used to commute to an office, I knew where each tolerable gas station was on my route.


When you have to shit on the road always find a decent hotel. There is always a clean toilet in they lobby that no one uses. Staff thinks you are staying there. Walk in tell everyone hey. Then shit and leave. Hell get a cup of free coffee on the way out.


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